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I think one of the funniest forwarded messages I get on the Internet are somebody's list of top oxymorons.  Oxymorons, in case you do not know, is a figure of speech or two words used together that have opposite meanings like "cruel kindness".  We all need to laugh at something in this life even if it is just at the expressions people use in everyday talk.  Maybe laughing at such expressions makes me a wise fool.  (Did I just give you another oxymoron?) 

 The best is - of course the 1st one.
 50. Act naturally
 49. Found missing
 48. Resident alien
 47. Advanced BASIC
 46. Genuine imitation (Annu Malik's Music)
 45. Airline Food
 44. Good grief
 43. Same difference
 42. Almost exactly
 41. Government organization
 40. Sanitary landfill
 39. Alone together
 38. Legally drunk
 37. Silent scream
 36. British fashion
 35. Living dead
 34. Small crowd
 33. Business ethics
 32. Soft rock
 31. Butt Head
 30. Military Intelligence
 29. Software documentation
 28. New York culture
 27. New classic
 26. Sweet sorrow
 25. Childproof
 24. "Now, then ..."
 23. Synthetic natural gas
 22. Christian Scientists
 21. Passive aggression
 20. Taped live
 19. Clearly misunderstood
 18. Peace force
 17. Extinct Life
 16. Temporary tax increase
 15. Computer jock
 14. Plastic glasses
 13. Terribly pleased
 12. Computer security
 11. Political science
 10. Tight slacks
 9. Definite maybe
 8. Pretty ugly
 7. Twelve-ounce pound cake
 6. Diet ice cream
 5. Rap music
 4. Working vacation
 3. Exact estimate
 2. Religious tolerance
 1. Microsoft Works

from Alvin Edlund


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